it's a national treasure

Did you know the human body can survive after losing 4 pints of blood? I didn’t when my parents dropped me off for summer camp. 20 minutes later I did.

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—	Me on my qualifications for living in New York City for a month (via agentlemanofsomerenown)

joshfranbutthurtschi:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

the.best.

fuckyeahdementia:

good times

nicolascagesfaceonstuff:

Nicolas Cage’s face on a nickel.

Nickelas Cage.

zettaslowpoke:

shh

you can’t tell anyone i’m stealing the declaration of independence

moviesludge:

The Cage rises in the east. Don’t look into the Cage if you can’t handle it. Wear Cagescreen or you’ll get a Cageburn. etc.

nicolascagesfaceonstuff:

Nicolas Cage as Obama.

winged-cyborg:

cosmo sex tip #56:

when they least expect it, steal the declaration of independence